Why is he getting into NASCAR?  Stupid, boring, sport.  I watch it and think "please let there be a crash. please let there be a crash."  Anything to break the ridiculous redundancy of watching cars keep making left turns and drive in a circle.

I'm 8 months old.  I'm not sitting up on my own.  I rarely sleep through the night.  I get on my hands and knees but I've yet to actually crawl.  I can shift around the floor, but I do so by slithering and rolling. 

In spite of all these things, I now have an email address and my own web site.